the kingdom hearts english voice cast is so funny to me like??
- ex teen pop star as roxas
- sixth sense kid as sora
- 7th heaven main cast member as riku
- kim possible as yuffie
- soap opera star as cloud strife
- count dooku as diz
- the girl from heroes as kairi
- mandy moore as aerith
- LANCE BASS FROM NYSYNC as SEPHIROTH
you could not make this shit up if you TRIED
don’t forget luke skywalker as eraqus and spock as master xehanort
Let’s talk about a Warehouse 13 AU where Sara Lance, Secret Service and Oliver Queen, ATF (cause seriously who doesn’t like ranged weaponry and things that explode) are working together on a joint task force because a domestic terrorism threat has put the Speaker of the House at Threat level Serenity (Oh God, Oh God, we’re all gonna die!) After a dust up with Oliver waylaying the Speaker’s senior aid and Sara taking down four other men who simultaneously started going batshit insane, they’re both transferred to Warehouse 13, fondly called the Green Zone (seriously there is an entire forest on top of the Warehouse, it’s camouflage, we’ve stop asking questions) they’re met by John Diggle, Warehouse custodian and senior agent (his platoon in Afghanistan was guarding a museum and shit went down. It was not pretty, he was the only survivor and read in to the damage unchecked artifacts could cause. It’s a thing for him now. He’s the first Warehouse agent who actually recruited himself.) and Felicity Smoak, junior agent, inventor, tech goddess etcetera.
It turns out that Oliver, strange duck that he is, actually gets these weird sort of flashbacks after touching objects. “Telemetry, if you actually want a name for it. Because you know, that’s what it is. When you touch things and you see where they’ve been, but why am I telling you this because you actually do it, because you’re good at touching things. Wait, I meant you have talented hands, I mean your hands are gifted. Because you’re special. I’m just going to stop talking now.” Felicity muttered.
Sara’s pretty much not up for this shit, because she enjoys SCIENCE! not crazy, until she starts having a nice little conversation with Felicity about how their forensics area is totally a bit of a mess because as big as a nerd as she is people and bodies are a little bit of a no go area for her. And maybe Sara will stick around because the pretty is strong here (she likes blondes of both lovely lovely genders and well Digg’s arms are their own separate commentary on her sexuality) and there are many options that come with her pretty and Felicity’s cute like cute. Plus she needs more hand to hand training if she’s going to be out in the field and as a woman in Law Enforcement, she feels it’s her duty to make sure Felicity is prepared for the crazy out there.
And Oliver and Sara are slowly getting used to each other, because even when things are bad they at least have someone to beat on, plus watching him and Felicity dance around each other is endlessly amusing and Sara’s considering jumping in the middle of that, and they’re in the field in mix and match teams so it’s never boring, but they’ve noticed something really weird when they’re working. John seems to defer to Felicity in the strangest moments, because he’s kinda sorta supposed to be in charge, so why does he keep looking to the girl who seems to be the physical embodiment of glitter and ponies and tiny baby chicks and ducklings and kittens and puppies and really all furry animals that make you just want to sit and play with them. Why? Because it turns out that on top of being a batshit genius scientist prophet goddess, Felicity is some sort of Warehouse artifact savant, she was running a tiny Warehouse of her own out of her single dorm room at MIT when the Regents found her - all of the artifacts were perfectly in tuned and balanced by each other and she’s the first person who is going to be both custodian and caretaker of the Green Zone and it’s a huge responsibility that she isn’t quite sure she’s ready for.
And what’s a caretaker, you ask, Oliver? “It’s kind of like an avatar, someone who speaks for the Warehouse.” Sara answered. (She read the manual. “There’s a manual?” “Yes, Oliver there’s a manual, it’s that big huge book Digg gave you when you got here.” “Oh, the phone book? I thought it was a phone book, like here, this is all of the takeout for that little town that we go visit.” ”They don’t have take out, Oliver.” “That’s why I didn’t open the book..” “….” )
Anyway, back to the caretaker. “Wasn’t she the one who recruited you, Oliver?” asks Sara. No, that was a British guy, very stiff upper lip. And at that Diggle is downright shocked because why is Queen so important he got recruited by a Regent and not the Caretaker? So they put in a request to speak to the Caretaker, cause weird hijinks are afoot and then they get weird.
"Hi, Mom." Oliver says. "Something you forgot to mention?"
this is way too much for me to handle, no oh god
i have a headache and i have to go over these notes for the midterm tomorrow i just wanna strangle myself rn tbh
everyone should go follow claire aka babywhatbaby who’s a complete loser who likes the great gatsby and is also hella rad when she’s not trying to kill me
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the real reason people make wishes at 11:11 is because it’s scott mccall’s jersey number twice
i’m going to need tumblr people to stop using the word shade because clearly you don’t know what it means